Sunday, July 30, 2006

I, Jedi

I was a Jedi, or possibly a Padawan, living in the United States and trying to learn the ways of the Force. The town I was in had no Jedi temple, so the local group met at a Mormon church. The particular talent I was trying to develop had to do with using the Force to understand very detailed and complicated physics problems. For instance, this talent might enable one to throw a pair of dice so that they landed on double 6 -- not because they were moved that way by the Force, but because the Force revealed exactly the right movement to make in throwing them. There was a particular Jedi Master who specialized in this kind of thing, and I kept trying to become his apprentice, but he insisted that it was something that couldn't be taught.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shucks...I would love to have that skill also. perhaps I should try to develope it on me own...;0> ya think?
Love Ya G_Ma

Matt said...

Wow, so is there a secret Jedi-Mormon conspiracy? ;-)

Actually, did you know that I, Jedi is the title of a first person Star Wars novel?

Fibonacci said...

Yes, I did know that. It seemed like a good title for the dream, also. "I, Padawan" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

kate said...

Such a talent would be particularly useful when playing Risk.